We suffered a tragedy this weekend when one of our three month old kittens died. My brother sent his condolences via Gmail. He included a most excellent gift. A perfect sample of failed passes at women on the Internet. If the online dating blog is an established micro-genre, then there’s sub-micro-genre of women collecting terrible first lines they’ve received from men. This sub-micro-genre even has a name for itself, OkStupid.
For some reason, she titled the email “Just a taste”. How apropos!