This woman and the preceding profile were the only two I messaged for advice. I knew they would never go out with me. These girls were hot in an Internet kind of way. They are the best the Internet affords, a great profile for a good person. Unfortunately, months later when I took this screen shot, she had colored her hair.
Here’s a proto version of my strategy and she approves:
She’s not interested in:
- pictures you took of yourself, or you without your shirt, or you showing off
- emoticons, though she takes the liberty of using them for herself
- being too forthright about the embarrassing ways you choose to spend your time
She is interested in:
- “the committment(sic) of a Friday night. :)”