Don’t write to me

Let’s first begin with some of the basic DOs and DON’Ts of speaking with women on the internet. Here, just about everything I say is a DON’T. But she bothers to respond because I’m not rude, overtly sexual, or common. I also use complete sentences. In here, I mention a post I’ll publish soon titled, “A Gentleman’s Guide to OkCupid”. She kindly makes fun of me and offers some keen advice. Later, she speaks from the heart. When it becomes clear that we’ll never meet, our anonymity affords honesty.  

Sounds about right

Let’s review what she numbers as the immediate faux pas:

  1. Out of age range 
  2. Out of match percentage range
  3. Listed under “casual sex” for the question “Looking for…”
  4. Hasn’t read her profile
  5. She doesn’t like being reminded of the fact that everyone is dating many people (insert meat market analogy).