March 2012
5 posts
To add
To add: I’m embarrassed to confess I used fictional examples for women and general culture to describe men. Let me correct myself by being specific. The best example of the above mentioned female is Rachel Sterne. Though I can’t comment on her availability, @rachelsterne is the paragon of 21st century femininity and the Princess Leia of NYC’s tech universe. If you are a man...
Mar 29th
Just a taste
We suffered a tragedy this weekend when one of our three month old kittens died. My brother sent his condolences via Gmail. He included a most excellent gift. A perfect sample of failed passes at women on the Internet. If the online dating blog is an established micro-genre, then there’s sub-micro-genre of women collecting terrible first lines they’ve received from men. This...
Mar 26th
Friday night commitment
This woman and the preceding profile were the only two I messaged for advice. I knew they would never go out with me. These girls were hot in an Internet kind of way. They are the best the Internet affords, a great profile for a good person.   Unfortunately, months later when I took this screen shot, she had colored her hair. Here’s a proto version of my strategy and she...
Mar 22nd
Don't write to me
Let’s first begin with some of the basic DOs and DON’Ts of speaking with women on the internet. Here, just about everything I say is a DON’T. But she bothers to respond because I’m not rude, overtly sexual, or common. I also use complete sentences. In here, I mention a post I’ll publish soon titled, “A Gentleman’s Guide to OkCupid”. She kindly makes...
Mar 22nd
What much time do you have?
I started on OkCupid in the autumn of 2011 as a number of my female colleagues and friends were chatting about their experiences. After making my account, I browsed the meat market selection of a seemingly endless selection of women. I spent nearly a month rating and messaging women. Then, (un)fortunately I recieved a message from someone who knew me offline.  So, over a series of chats she...
Mar 22nd